Thursday, August 31, 2006

Hello September, roll on payday!

The Collingwood six footers view on the subway

The Korean Folk Village all-stars.





Old fashioned kimchee pots, pickeled cabbage which accompanies every meal and the Koreans love it. Not bad at first but you quickly tire of it...



I went for a walk along the Han River, Seouls main one. As with their traffic it was not as peaceful as the picture suggests, rollerbladers and bikes weave in and about padestrians at breakneck speeds.


So.. I thought i'd vis it the rich part of town. I got off the subway, stopped for a coffee, looked up and check out the signs. I hope you can see them, very funny. Also there are some very inappropriate t-shirts going around on unsuspecting wearers. English slogans are the rage but their knowledge of the language allows exploitation. Just today I saw one of the kids mum's wearing one which said "I love morning glory", mmm i'm happy for her. I'd appreciate any glory!
Brave....Protesting isn't quite illegal... but brave...

Temple in Seoul centre and a happy dude with his water.


These are stick on beards, I sometimes feel like a gorrilla over here. The locals of all ages are facinated with my arm face and leg folicles.

Well at some point you have to play the snap happy tourist, I stick out like dogs balls anyway so here's me in the centre of Seoul.














Thankfully, as of the 10th of September i'll be cashed up for the first time since my arrival. The cost of living over here is very low and even though i've hardly cooked, probably once a week, since my arrival and been out and about at every opportunity I will have spent just over 600 bucks for the month which is awesome. Once winter kicks in and its too cold or dark when I get home from work i'll probably spend less and less.

I'm beginning to feel Korea will be a starting point for future travels as it's really untouched by tourism to any real degree due mainly to the high population and ecanomic growth it must maintain, the disinterest of the locals to get out of their homes, restaurants, work or shops; plus the closeness of beautiful beaches and scenery in places like Thailand and other SEAsian countries on its doorstep. I think i'll bide my time here and go to the next place nicely cashed up which will be a pleasant change.

Caroline and I are booked on a tour of the border DMZ on the 16th and are off to Seoul lookout tower this weekend if its a clear day. Apparently there is a bungee there and I hope to have a crack at it if I can. Its only a baby, 21m and I read in Lonely planet that i'll have to get my fighting weight down to 90 kg which should be ok. I weighed myself the other day; thought I would be a bit lighter with the long hours, hot days, rice lunches and a bit of reoccuring illness, but no, still haven't changed.

Last weekend Caroline and I went to the Korean Folk village about 60k south of Seoul. It took almost 3 hours from our apartment. 10min wait for the bus to the subway, 20 min bus ride. Had to then go north on the subway and then interchange to go south for hours stopping every 5 min. 20/20 vision hindsight would be a wonderful thing as we managed to get back in just over 2. Caught an express bus north to Seoul centre and an express bus back to our suburb which we knew takes only about 50 minutes.

Should mention the traffic... there is no policed speed limit on the express way and busses are the biggest fangers. They have a lane all to themselves and just gun it, I sat behind the driver and saw the speedo flash past 150 on more than a few occasions. It seems as soon as they get up to speed though they are stopped to a walking pace again once they loose the bus lane and have to battle the regular traffic. There is also a special taxi service which gets its passengers from point A to point B as quickly as the car can go, these guys just hammer it in all conditions regardless. Oh, and the traffic lights are merely decoration for all commuters. Not surprisingly I have not yet seen one Korean J walker yet and have raised a few eyebrows myself when I dart across a completely deserted road on a dont walk signal... Early next month the Koreans celebrate Chusok, which is their version of thanksgiving. Every family member travels to their ancestral home and the country shuts down for about three days. The roads are allegedly like a parking lot and all public transport booked well in advance by the locals so I don't know what i'll do for that long weekend. Days off are few and far between so it will be a pain to waste them...

Anyway's the folk village was ok, it tried to be pleasant and authentic but it was all a bit kitch really. I reckon David and Margaret would give them two stars and send it straight to video. Here's some photo's of central Seoul the week before and the village.

Sunday, August 27, 2006

The camp/kinder survivor challenge...



Well.... they call it a camp but its really a day trip. Once again I've managed to put the photos in reverse order so wizz down the bottom of this episode and work your way up. or if you are technologically challenged, read ahead and try to not get thoroughly confuzzed...









Surfice it to say the bus trip home was very quiet for all concerned.
untill....... with ten minutes to travel the kids were roused from their slumber stood up and made to recite the events of the day!!!
P.R. remember folks, the parents expect happy kids not zombies!!
All part of the conditioning required by the SAS oops, i mean Kids Club























After that the kids had to disguise themselves as indians and complete some random tribal rituals. There were quite a few fallen soldiers at this stage and some were hollering like banshees much to the drill sargents and the directors chargrin. As you can see by the fading light its now 7:30pm.



The forced march was stopped at 6:00pm and rations were distributed amongst the recruits I mean kinders.









Ken







Mellissa







Now they had this hill; which was actually pretty cool, the kids managed a couple of runs each before someone was spied by the guards having fun and the sprinklers were turned off...







Finally? and yes Caroline, I agree. Bout fawkin time!







3:30pm.......... Can we swim yet? Can we swim yet???
Oh, of course some military excercises first...This is boot camp afterall.



















Whats the leaf bash? Well i'm glad you asked. You get a leaf, any garden variety will do (ha ha) fold it between a piece of fabric and bash the living suitcase out of it with a soup spoon!






Are all these activities for the childrens pleasure/ fun/ education?
Noo noo no 'o' naive one..
They are marketing/photo op's. 10 min later they're out and queing for the leaf bash!
In the schools defence, there was approximately 2000 other kids, same age undergoing the same treatment. Its the Korean way...


It might just be a glorified sprinkler but the kids just went mental...









2:30pm...The drill sargent calls the plays on how to run under a sprinkler.









Director/Darth Vader, Angela from France & Cordelia from the ROK.











1:30 Lunch !! finally!!








1:00pm










12:30





11:30




10:30








9:30am two bus loads of kinders and six teachers leave for a secret destination... Serious, it was kept secret from everybody... us included!







Random Musings.

A mate Rob lives up one floor and he's good for a beer or seven...

Rob and Mr Park, soak up the serenity in Robs abode.




Mr Park, a sturdy old dude who has been befriended by American Rob (Not to be confused with Canadian Rob) and makes an excellent drinking partner from time to time as well as advice on how to bald gracefully...

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Its been a big week in football!!!




















I have a few of things for this weeks mailbag. A couple of kiddie trips and a tour of Seoul for you to feast your eyes. Woody was after some more shots of the kids at play and I've got some rippa's to share. Thanks to all who have emailed me and commented on this blog it's nice to be able to share all this with you. enjoy..


Last week , early on, I discovered that the Kids Club has a rooftop play space all decked out with climbing gear and paddleing pools!! Only a Korean could explain why they dont use it more often. Its pretty good, hot though at the moment but pretty good.
Anyways, Wednesday was decided by the boss to be swimming day. Yay. The kids were preped on what they had to bring and the mums and dads were all informed. I prepared myself for an hour or so's sentry duty only to find out that the kids would get 20minutes!!! and then a quick hose off and back to class. Fair dinkum, these kids are indoctrunated at an eary age that excess leisure pursuits are not the Korean way. However setting up photo oportunities so mums and dads see the kids doing different things is. Regardless the kids sure know how to have a good time...
It was 20 minutes of extacy for my young charges and here are some shots.

Friday was a 13 hour day trip ( no o/time, great way to spend your Friday night..) to another pool park. a very long story, which I will save for next time. Just curious if Margie'Scotland' could speculate how the kids held up...? 90, 3/4/5&6y'olds leave point A at 9:00 arrive at 12:00, get to swim at 3:00 for half an hour. A couple of other short treats then bus back to point A at 10:00 pm at night. It was a bloody endurance event which provided the boss with some great propaganda photo's. I got some great shots too which I'll show you next time.

Speaking of endurance events it takes a minute or so to load each photo so I'll save the day trip and seoul trip for next time. Cheers!

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Sunday markets


I caught up with my Kiwi mate Dave last night and we decided to try out a few of the markets. Great way to spend a day. Plenty of sights, smells & sounds to take in. Many of the shopping centres were closed for sunday but there was still plenty of people about. I bought a hat and about five bottles of water because it was scorching. Dave bought himself a Bob Marley dvd, which seemed very appropriate. A bit of fried chicken for t and a couple of beers rounded off a good weekend. The school trip which was supposed to be on a couple of weeks ago but got rained out is on for this Friday so should be another good week. I'm going to take it very easy this week as the heat is very energy sapping. Hope you're all well back in oz and not too cold, would love to hear from some folks. Cheers, Sammy.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Friday night blowout.


With everything so hot the best way to survive is to get completely plastered and fall asleep with the air con blasting away.


Clockwise: Caroline, Lucy Lu, Troy, Wendy, Rob & Mr Hun. Manager of the Sushi restaurant next door who plied us all with copious amounts of booze and induldged in plenty himself during the night.





Or so I thought until i awoke today extremely hung over and needing water. Unfortunately the faries hadn't been in and supplied me with any so I had to go out and brave the elements prematurely.









































This is the street my school is on














And here are some of my little darlings hard at it learning about nature!!















Julia

















Amy










Peter & Micky











and Albert













I'm off to the markets tomorrow for a bit of bargain hunting.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Back to work



I took these picks the day after i moved in, Its a bit more homely now but you get the basic idea.


My alarm rudely woke me this morning which was a disapointing change.
School was good, i've got these two older kids for an hour after lunch, Jamie and Angela (bro & sis) who are with me for a month or so during their vacation.... so much for going to the beach!!! Anyways, they were real quiet to begin with but now they are really fun. Their english is good, one has a spelling age of 14 and the other 15.5 on the good ol ctdhs test. Which is awesome considering she's 13 and he's 14!!

I gave Cordelia and her dad a little gift each today to thank them for helping me out last week with doctor appointments. Yes have been a bit crook. Ok now, but surfice it to say some exits were not performing as nature intended! Fine now but was a bit freaked at the time and they were both very helpful driving me all over the place for scans and specialists etc.

So, I can happily say I have survived my first overseas medical drama with all my vitals still attached.

Monthly reports are due tomorrow and so are lesson plans so bye for now.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

New pics & drivel - enjoy!

Ok.... this is the deal. photos are in reverse order scroll down quickly and i'll take you on a tour'de'sol.













quickly!!











Poor fellow has to look at it all day every day. Sad really.


Fun day had by all, but got very burnt about my neck and arms, made worse by the fact that i recieved a very bad haircut today and look like a swans supporter from behind.

School goes back tomorrow and i need to get some shut eye. Cheers




































Good ole Confucious.


































They have their own China town! Quite nice really. Remind me to tell you about Caroline and my banter about Tasmanians and New Zealanders from Korean perspective. Quite funny really.







































We heard this noise and from out of nowhere this beast flew past. Definitely the highlight.













Yes i have seen appartment blocks before but these looked quite pretty considering their surroundings.




























This is their very own daydream island














Ahhh. the serenity....































Now, picture this you have paid for the privelige of allowing the dodgey uncle every one avoids to sing tammy wynette and elvis tunes while his unlicenced sun drives you on a tour of waverly and ravo in a beat up HQ.












Incheons jewell in the crown Walmido promenade. Yes. the photo does do it justice.



























We did our best under the circumstances and beat a hasty retreat. P.s. shoes are to be removed but hats stay on, note the feller in the back. Phew 36deg outside and a severe case of hat hair going on otherwise!











All of a sudden nemo appeared in front of us!!!


































We did the ole, look at the menu and choose the second last cheapest feed. No idea whats in store but for 30 bucks split in half well its all good. And was! This is Caroline by the way a pretty cool NZ chick at my school. Very transport savvy so easy to tour with. This looks pretty reasonable for price and considering we have 20 min to make a harbour cruise a good ammount.




Now. Aside from containing all the elements of Bridgewater and Pardoe Downs. Incheon is also known as the live fish-to your plate mecca!!

















































Well managed to doctor the wires of my camera charger and its now a permanent fixture in the wall. I knew those four years weren't going to be a waste. Anyway, Caroline and I are off to incheons famous promenade and i've got a full battery and i'm not afraid to use it!





The tasteful exterior of my hotel. Note the name of the closest hotel. Dodgey!!!













Looks can be deciveing, Hottttttt. I've since learnt if the locals eat cool sweet potato, radish or melon as aside dish. you know its there for a reason...........











Not for too long though!

























Bit of a dash around between showers got lost thoroughly.


































Righto, our journey starts here on day one. da lerve hotel. stylish and subtle.























Happy snaps Cont....

During the weekend prior to departing the big bronzed land of oz I had the privelige and honour to attend some exclusive gala events.







(San Miguel & Ronaldino)






Firstly the CEO of Swanky entertainment invited me to attend a world cup 8 ball event. Obviously the soccer people heard of this (well who didn't) and decided to cash in on the concept... Well I'm pleased to say the event was a unqualified success and guests refrained from mentioning that other round ball game in order to not sully the event.

Security was tight but these exclusive photo's of various A listers have surfaced.









Roberto Baggio re-lives that Fㅍㅊㅎing kick!











Fans corner + some special advice for Graham Pole from the background.












Wayne Rooney, his big brother Simon who is now a successful dancer in Sydney and Danii's sister Kylie.






























San Miguel & Seniorita Sars








The CEO proposes a moving and emotional toast to the patrons.











Roberto has some fun at the dwarf throwing contest















Richard Gere left early to make it to the soup kitchen.











Secondly the second anual CTDHS Trivia comp was held and quite a stir was made at this usually peacful event. The eventual winners Huddo's Hotties' claimed no foul and accepted their hollow victory however quickly left via a secret exit in order to avoid the media frenzy which was happening outside.

The first runner up 'Quality not Quantity' sporting the three pronged forward line of Mr Doogs Hamilton, his first lady and yours truly tried vainly throughout the remainder of the night to ward off comparisons to 'The underarm incident of 81' and 'the Italian job' involving Lucas Neil in the final seconds of the socceroos wc campaign. Credit must go to the umpires who kept a level head during proceedings and prevented the hotties from writing the questions as answering their own questions is a strength which they work on in the car pool.




They are hot though... especially that chick on the far right, white shirt about to spill her drink! Oo la la..













Well, cant remember their name, judgeing by the table I'll call them 'Gassed'.













Official adjudicators, hosts and all round good girls.









Random Recent Family snaps


Alice and Hubby to be Richie, welcome to the family Rich.


















New born Natalia gets her first couch lessons from Uncle Sam.








































Auntie















Grandma
















NZ Rokkkkkkkksss!

Happy snaps



Here are some happy snaps from NZ, family and departure shenanigans... bon appetite!